Stay Back I've Got Gardening Tools Squidward

:w00t: Here's even more from :gary: , , :sandy: , :plankton: , :patrick: , :mrkrabs: ,Larry the lobster and Mrs.Puff:

For SpongeBob:
"Gary, I'm absorbing his blows like I'm made of some sort of spongy material." (The Bully)
"Flats was the real victim here. A victim of a society that's riding down a violent road to nowhere, a road I like to call, Violence Road." (The Bully)
"Squidward, you're steaming! You're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter."
(Holding Mermaidman's belt) "For 65 years this belt has stopped the fall of nations. And pants."
"The dark deed which you have requested is done, sir." (The Nasty Patty)
"We're going on strike! We're going on strike! I still don't know what 'strike' means, BUT we're going on strike!!" (Squid on strike)
"Air is not good, Patrick. Air is not good." (Tea at the Treedome)
"LIFE'S AS EXTREME AS YOU WANNA MAKE IT!!!"
"I don't know...but I've got the strangest feeling that somewhere, a pirate and a parrot are arguing about me...and the parrot is winning."(Spongebob BC)
"Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet."

Supervisor SpongeBob: "Hurry up! What do you think I'm paying you for?"
Worker SpongeBob: "You don't pay me. We don't even exist. We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought."
Supervisor SpongeBob: "One more crack like that and you're outta here!"
Worker SpongeBob: "No please! I have three kids!"(Squilliam Returns)

For Squidward:
"If I would have a dollar for every brain that you don't have, I'd have one dollar!"
"You know, there's being something I've been wanting to say to you from the day we met: Goodbye."
"Too bad SpongeBob's not here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here."
"I didn't realize it was Happy Hopping Moron day."

(surrounded by angry customers) "Spongebob, if you don't feed these people, Mr. Krabs is going to fire the both of us!" (thinks and then smiles) "On second thought, keep 'em waiting."

"SpongeBob, there are two problems with your theory. One, I hate you, and two, how can that be me, when I'm standing right here?! (The graveyard shift)

"Oh please! I have no soul."(Just One Bite)
"Stay back! I've got gardening tools!"
Patrick!! Go be stupid somewhere else!!

SpongeBob: "Hey, Sandy, watch me do the Grouchy Squidward.
Squidward: "Stop naming moves after me."
SpongeBob (imitating Squidward): "Everyone's an idiot except for me."
Squidward: "Well its true."

"Will we be getting business cards?"
"Why should every eleven minutes of my life be filled with misery?"
"Would you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn?"
"Well if moron theater is over; why don't we just have a look at this monster."
"No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument."(Patrick raises hand again)"Horseradish is not an instrument, either."
"There's a deposit on that equipment, people! "
Mr. Krabs, I can't believe I'm saying this, BUT HOW COULD YOU?!!
"I hate all of you!"
"Why do I always have to be stuck with these idiots?"
"SpongeBob, is it time already for you to ruin my day?"
"Another day, another migraine." "That's it. I'm getting off the loony express."
"How am I supposed to enjoy your day off if you come to work anyway?!"
"I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me."
"SpongeBob, let's go through this again: People order the food, you cook the food, I serve the food. We do that for 40 years, and then, we die."

Sandy:
"Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreadin' like one."
"I CAN'T BURN CARBS IN MY SLEEP!"
"I like you Spongebob. Well we can be tighter than bark on a tree"
"I'm gonna be all over you like ugly on an ape!"
"SpongeBob's acting jumpier than a rattlesnake in a pickle barrel....wait, what?"
"I don't know why, but I think I'll kick Spongebob's butt tomorrow."
"Don't lose your barnacles, boys."
"I'm hotter than a hickory smoked sausage!"
"THAT'S FOR YESTERDAY, SQUAREPANTS!"
"Holy guacamole! You can't eat my friends, you rats with wings!"
"You're about as ugly as homemade soup."
"Oh I'm Sandy alright, very sandy"
"And who put the-Hiyah! Hah! Huah!-'K' in 'karate'?"
"SpongeBob dosen't have hair....or does he?"
"And who saves your yellow backside from certain destruction on a regular basis?"(SpongeBob's backside reads, "Property of Sandy Cheeks")

Sandy: "I'm a squirrel. See?" [points to her acorn emblem on her suit]
SpongeBob: "I thought that meant you were nuts."

Patrick:
Too many to type.

Mr. Krabs:
"Hello, I'm Mr. Krabs, and I like money."
(doing a crossword puzzle) "Let's see... a five-letter word for 'happiness'... 'Money'."
"Krabby Land: Where a kid can have fun... for the right price!"
"No free refills."
"Hello... may I take your money?"

"Not a customer in sight. If I don't make any money today, I'll surely break out in a rash."
"Oh, Squidward. We all came as soon as we were sure you were dead."
"Am I really going to defile this grave for money? Of course I am!"
"I've got a bad feeling in the pit of me wallet."
"Well, little patty. We're two of a kind. We've both lost our luster." [eats patty] "Hmm... so THAT'S what I taste like."

Here (points to a spatula) we have an advanced patty control mechanism. (points to his VERY old fashioned cash register) This is our automated money handling system, don't touch. (ice cubes) Here are our high quality beverage temperature units, imported.(straw) Here are our prototype liquid transfer devices, and finally (ketchup) our state-of-the-art condiment dispersal units. Now are ya' gonna order something or just stand there? 'Cause there's a standing fee!

Mr. Krabs: "Hello. I like money."
Reporter: "So, what inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next to the original?"
Mr. Krabs: "Money."

Mr. Krabs: PLANKTON!! Plankton: KRABS!! Mr. Krabs: PLANKTON!! Plankton: KRABS!! Mr. Krabs: PLANKTON!! SpongeBob: Spongebob!!

Plankton:
"You can't do this to me, I WENT TO COLLEGE!"
"Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring for the misappropriation of the formulary for affordable comestibles. WHO WILL JOIN ME?!"
"F is for fire that burns down the whole town. U is for Uranium... bombs. N is for no survivors when you..."
"Don't listen to Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob. Remember - Ravioli ravioli, give me the formuoli."
"Surrender that ice cream cone or every waking moment for you will become a swirling torrent of pain and misery."

Gary:
"Meow."
"Woof"

Mrs. Puff:
Aaaaaaaaaaah!

Larry:
Oh, Larry me boy, you are looking good enough to eat. Mm, mm.

Oh, baby.

"You know, SpongeBob, the girls and the big chair are great, but the best part is knowing that you're the only thing standing between these good people and a watery grave. Their lives are in your hands now... 'Cause I got a date with a tanning booth!"